Archive for September, 2015

Inside out: SEE IT NAOW

I’ve seen Inside Out (2015) by Pixar twice now and each time was truly enjoyable. When I first saw it I only had the expectation to have a good time, since in my opinion Pixar seldom fails to entertain. I didn’t know that much about the movie but it seemed decent.

Boy or Girl, was I surprised. This is probably going to become one of my top ten movies, probs even top 3, maybe even right next to my number 1; Blazing Saddles.

Good family movies are more than just, bright colors, silly gags and amazing visuals (which Inside Out also have). A good family movie has relatable things for the whole family. This is a movie about acceptens, the importance of accepting loss, accepting of all your feelings and accepting change. This movie made me cry twice during it’s run time (four times due to the two viewings), but crying due to a movie is not something that makes it good. But in this case it is, ‘casue it knows how to touch your feelings and truly reached out to you.

Well that is my short, short opinion of it and I highly recommend all people to go see it. 10 out-a 10.

Poster found on zhe webs, do not own, plox don’t sue 🙂

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Stupid me

I’ve made a few posts that were part of a story I wanted to tell. What I didn’t realize whilst making it was that I should have made a lot of material beforehand, so if something happens it won’t just stop. Therefore I plan to retry it, but this time having many posts already completed so that you, the readers have something to look forward to, plus it gives me a bit more breathing room.

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Something about a movie #01 Jurassic World

This post will spoil some parts of Jurassic World (2015). If you haven’t seen it yet and don’t want to have anything spoiled than please stop reading. If you haven’t seen it and doesn’t care about some spoilage than don’t be afraid, keep reading, just know that parts of the ending will be discussed.

-SPOILERS AHEAD-

There are dinosaurs in this movie, of many different shapes and sizes, but the one I will concentrate on is the big aquatic one (Mosasaurus), the one shown in all the trailers. I think it is given a too big of a role in the movie. I understand that if they put so much time on rendering it, they would want it to do some cool stuff, but it doesn’t. So let’s look at the three times it is in the movie.

  1. The shot from the trailer + a little more

The first time Mr.Mosasaurus is shown in the movie, it is part of an attraction, a show. It is shown for us and the characters as a spectacle, which it is. Worth noting (if I don’t remember wrong that is) is that they say how many teeth it has, because it will be important later on in the movie (foreshadowing (though honestly, they could have skipped telling us its “dental number”)). As I said, it is shown as a spectacle, which it is. It is cool and fun to see this big creature.

  1. The torture death

This mainly the reason why I don’t like Mr.Mosasaurus, however, I do see the reason why this scene exists in the final product. The reason I don’t like the scene is because it is what I would like to call a torture death-scene. What I mean by that is that the inevitable death is prolonged just so we can see the soon to be dead person suffer. It doesn’t have to include torture, so maybe I should call it something else… but back on topic!

In this scene, the assistant, tasked to take care of the kids is taken by a flying dinosaur, dragged to the water area, dropped into the water, reputedly shoved under water by the flying lizard which tries to take her. Only to both be eaten by the mosasaurus. So why is this scene in the movie? I can think of three reasons.

One, to kill of a semi important character AKA someone we have seen more than one time during the film. Included in this is the fact that we as an audience are probably supposed to feel like she got what she deserved. Since she is shown as a “bitchy” assistant that can’t do her job/doesn’t care about the kids (read heroes), is “bitching” to her fiancé on the phone and is trying to control their wedding plans, also because she is British. Seriously, that is a valid reason; if you are not homogenous enough with the rest of the crew you will probably be on the list of dead people by the end of the movie.

Two, to give Mr.Mosasaurus a kill and three, to remind us of Mr.Mosasaurus so he won’t feel as random in the final act.

  1. The anticlimactic villain death

Most of the people I have talked to agree with me on this on. It was very anticlimactic to see the villain, Indomnitus Rex killed by the Mosasaurs, just because she stood to close to the water. It was the T.rex and raptor that was supposed to triumph over the baddie. The villan shouldn’t die by a swim by.

As I said before, the second appearance of the Mosasaurus is the one which bothers me the most, the reason being that we are shown a “torture death”. ‘Cause if you look back at almost all the other deaths in the whole franchise, this one doesn’t fit. Yes, there have been gruesome deaths, and deaths that aren’t super quick or in which the camera lingered on the killing. But in all of those instances there was something obstructing the view or the camera was zoomed out. Here we see the victim fighting for her life, nothing covering the happening, and having close up shots of her. Just too truly show us her agony and terror before her ultimate demise. It doesn’t fit into the franchise or the rest of the movie. Also, as I stated before, she had to be killed because she didn’t do her job, classic reason to die for in a movie. But if we think about it, she actually tried to do her job, though not as enthusiastically as she should, but the kids just run away. Plus, the one supposed to take care of them, the kids’ aunt, isn’t doing that. She is only shown to be interested in business and money (but don’t worry, she redeems herself by wanting to have a family of her own by the end of the movie. Unexpected message yo).

PS. Don’t claim that the first death in the original Jurassic Park, the one with the blue collar worker, is a “torture death”. The focus is not the one dying, yes he is in focus but not the main spotlight, also his face shows pain, not terror or dread. The dinosaur killing him isn’t shown and the focus is more on trying to rescue the dying one.

In the first “point” I said that the number of teeth of the Mosasaurus was important, well I forgot about while writing this post and that is how important it is. It is important because “the one with the most teeth wins”… It’s stupid…

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Semi random blurt #03

There is a saying that goes: “There is nothing new under the sun” which is more or less true depending on how harsh you are with defining what’s new. This saying will have importance to this SRB.

I think it was back in 08-09 it all happened. I was going to create one of my first original characters (don’t steal ‘kay!(will use the term OC from now on, to be more like the cool kids)). You might already now where this story is going but please keep reading anyway. The reason this was going to be a big deal, at least for me at the time was the fact that it was for a RPG forum. I think it was called “Desert world” or something along those lines. It was going to be my first “public” OC and not only that, I would have to role-play it.

From the start I was suffering from illusions of grandeur, my ambition was to create a totally original OC that was going to become famous on the forum, a main protagonist of sorts. A Wolverine to the X-MEN/Marvel universe. Even if Wolverine isn’t the protagonist of everything or even a main player, everybody knows of him. I wanted to create my own Wolverine. So as I said, my ambitions were high. But as with all great tales (not really) it was doomed to fail from the very start.

My character was going to have the ability to cancel out other peoples abilities, he was going to be an orphan due to murdered family but survived by luck, be happy go-lucky but with a dark past (see what was written before the last comma) and he was going to have a evil creature bound to his body. See, only original traits… at least I thought I was original while creating him.

As I was making the most groundbreaking OC ever seen by this cruel, cruel world I looked through characters that other people had made, to see my “competition” and get inspiration. Whilst going through some characters I stumbled up on a character which had almost the exact same background story, though powerless and whiteout an evil entity tied to his body. But this shattered my innocent mind. I was a rip-off! I was not the creator of a superbly unique OC. I was at most mediocre. This made me sad, very sad and ashamed. So ashamed that I quite the forum without even finishing my character.

So what is the point of this story? For me it was to realize that I ain’t unique and special even though my mother says so. It was also when I realized that no matter what I make, there will be similarities with other things, that came before or which will be created at the same time. And it is something we just have to accept. ‘Cause even if something isn’t completely 100% original, that doesn’t mean it’s bad. If you are making a stereotype, just make sure to make it in to YOUR stereotype and be proud and happy that you made something. Originality comes with practice and time, we need to stumble and fall a few times before we can create the real OC’s.

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